1. It takes thousands of years to change from a monkey to a man, and it takes only a bottle of wine to change from a man to a monkey.
2. Nine times out of ten, life is not satisfactory, and the remaining one or two are very unsatisfactory.
Family affairs, state affairs, world affairs, no money to eat is a big deal!
4. There are two most difficult things in the world: one is to put one's own thoughts into other people's heads, and the other is to put other people's money into one's own pocket. The former succeeds in calling a teacher, the latter succeeds in calling a boss, and both succeed in calling a wife.
5. Life is breathing, exhaling is to take a breath, inhaling is to fight for a breath.
6. I suggest that you should give priority to understanding and appreciation of my appearance.
There are many ways to end a friendship, and the most thorough one is to borrow money and not pay it back.
8. Heartless and heartless, can live a hundred years old, have a clear conscience, and are not tired of being a man.
9. when you are away from home, your wife has an explanation, don't take the first row in the car, stand up without food, drink alcohol, don't drink bad stomach, and don't pick wild flowers by the side of the road.
10. Not afraid of a long way to go, afraid of short ambition, not afraid of slowness, afraid of standing often; not afraid of poverty, afraid of laziness, not afraid of tough opponents, afraid of their own trembling.
11. Yesterday is history, today is the beginning, tomorrow no one is good!
12. I didn't know until I went to the hospital that it was easy to hang up the number of people.
13. I don't know much about music, so sometimes I'm not reliable, sometimes I'm out of tune.
14. Medicine does not cure false diseases, wine does not solve real sorrows.
15. I only serve RMB, thank you.
16. If I die, my first words are: finally don't be afraid of ghosts.
Don't treat me hot and cold all the time, in that case I'm afraid of catching a cold.
18. People have a background, but all I have is a figure.
Be contented and be happy every day.
You can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human.
21. Life does not care about the length, but to live brilliantly, eat up and use up, good health!
22. If Confucius can't help you solve the problem, Laozi can help you solve it.
23. The earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.
When you put it down, there will be no trouble.
Don't forget what you had before, cherish what you can't get, don't let go of what belongs to you, and keep what you lost as a memory.
26. Society is very simple, but it is people who are complicated.
27. Don't worry about it. If one day I rise up, I'll give it back to you with interest.
28. I want to be emperor, afraid of wordiness; if I want to be an official, I am afraid of too many things; if I want to eat, I am afraid of brushing the pot; I really want to beat you up for fear of causing trouble.
29. Life is like a shower, turning in the wrong direction and suffering.
30. Make fake when you make leaders happy, show when you make people happy, and dream when you make yourself happy.
31. When people run after money, they get poorer and poorer; if money runs after people, they think they cannot be poor.
32. In some families, a few noodles can support a hot day, while in some families, a pile of gold coins turns the day upside down.
33. Friends are not afraid of the bad, but of the good.
34. It will be dark, people will change, three feelings, seven points cheat, the road is still long, don't be too crazy, you may not know who is brilliant in the future!
35. The human eye has 5. 7.6 billion pixels, but always can not see through the heart.
36. Life is like a play, what role you play; if you are not afraid of being looked down upon by others, you are afraid that you will not stand up to your pride.
37. Endure an inch and advance for a while, and take a step back and make it worse.
38. There must be brilliance. It depends on how to get there.
39. Meat prices rise to make us lose weight, vegetables rise to let us live a low-carbon life, cemeteries rise to keep us alive, and wages don't rise for us to work hard.
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